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“I lost 7 pounds in just TWO WEEKS on JRfest. JRfest made me feel comfortable enough to wear my little black dress to my high school reunion and even got me a date with my high school sweetheart, Tweeky McBleaker! Thanks JRfest!” –Paul
“JRfest – better than a mouthful of broken glass!” –Paul
December 5, 2008 at 1:25 pm
Hunter S. Thompson once said “I’d have been a straight-laced staff accountant at a textile factory if it weren’t for that afternoon I ran into Junior in the Barstow truck stop bathroom….”
For the rest of us with far less literary acclaim JR Fest is the twisted holiday tradition we’ve instituted in staunch opposition to the strong-arm conservative social values of our youth.
December 5, 2008 at 2:13 pm
J.R., if I don’t get an invite, I’m going to beat you with that goddam stripper pole.